A relatively unknown librarian, Ms. Clutchwood was once responsible for the Grand Library of Ocean's Deep, the largest library in the known world.
As part of Bea's _wish_ to give Grudgewood the resources to become a safe bastion for humanity, Ms. …
Captain Jon Tobart
Svendar, the Paramander
A crazy old man dressed in rages and tattered chain mail armor. He believes he has been abandoned by his god Bragi as punishment for throwing his harp into the Lake of Red Tears.
A human bartender with a personal connection to Bertram. Gives Bertram advice, bits of news, and knows when to keep his mouth shut.
Grumpus Purplebottom, Sr
Grumpus Purplebottom, Sr. is the son of the well-known adventurer Bayo Purplebottom. Grumpus, however, is more of a businessman: he is the owner and operator of Purplebottom's Purple Bottoms, a wholesale distributor of spatulas and cock rings.
Stella Purplebottom (nee Applewell) is the youngest daughter of the famous Applewells of Ocean's Deep. She is married to [[:grumpus-purplebottom-sr | Grumpus Purplebottom, Sr ]] and is the mother of Bea and Grumpus, Jr.
Her brother, Fairfax, is a well- …
Grumpus Wesley Purplebottom, Jr
Grumpus Wesley Purplebottom, Jr is a bit of a cad. He lives in Ocean's Deep. He is Bea's brother.
He was turned into a pie by a _wild surge_ when Bea cast her first spell; this pie was eaten by his father, [[:grumpus-purplebottom-sr | Grumpus …